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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Thanks to Collection Development's delightful open house, I am now able to bring you some Laffy Taffy jokes.
Roll over "invisotext" for answers!!!!!!
Q: Why was the ocean arrested?
A: Because it beat up the shore.
Q: What does a pig put on his cut?
A: Oinkment.
Q: What is an owl's favorite subject?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: In what month do people talk the least?
A: February - because it's the shortest month of the year, duh. (duh added for emphasis)
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. Anyone can catch cold.
Q: What does Christmas have to do with a cat in the desert?
A: They both have sandy claws.
Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?
A: Is that you coffin?
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.
Q: What did one window say to the other window?
A: I am in pane.
And, my personal favorite...
Q: What flies and helps people?
A: A helidoctor.
Wow.
posted by Averted @ 10:14 AM,